All Rise, in the presence of the flag of the United States
Emblem of the Constitution and Freedom and Justice for all
Department 100 of the Superior Court of the State Of California
For the County Of Los Angeles is now in session
The Honorable "John Q Public" presiding

He was guilty as sin and everybody knew it
Everybody that is ‘cept the twelve that blew it
Lady Justice had to run and hide
De big star lived and de pretty girl died
Along wit de friend who left his family behind
In de wrong place at de wrong time

Who says money can’t make crime pay
You got a lot of money you can walk away
Lie to your conscience everyday
Who says money can’t make crime pay

He was a player with lots of fame, who (you know)
He had a history of causing pain, who (you know)
There is something that he needs to know
What profit a man if he lose his soul
Two young people lying in their grave
A soul walking free that can never be saved

Who says money can’t make crime pay
You got a lot of money you can walk away
Tell your story even if it don’t jive
Sell it to de people for $29.95
Oh who gets de money (you know)

Lawyers won’t suffer de got big book deal
But for those of us watching it was damned unreal

Who says money can’t make crime pay
You got a lot of money you can walk away
Lie to your conscience everyday
Who says money can’t make crime pay
Who got all de money

We the people of the Sate Of California find the defendent,
The Criminal Justice System... GUILTY
of gross negligence and incompetence, signed
"John Q Public" floor person
members of the jury, is this your verdict
so say ye one so say ye all.... HELL YA

Who says money can’t make crime pay
money, money, money
Who says money can’t make crime pay
who got all de money
Who says money can’t make crime pay
you got de money?
 

HiYo HiYo Bronco HiYo HiYo Bronco
HiYo HiYo Bronco HiYo HiYo Bronco

Now that it’s all over can you put the facts in order
Was it just a joyride or were you headed for the border, border? Border

HiYo HiYo Bronco
They say you had some money and that you carried a big ol’ gun
But on the LA freeways you know that’s almost everyone
Everyone has a gun

HiYo HiYo Bronco HiYo HiYo Bronco

We saw it on TV it’s the world’s most famous chase
The one thing we could not see, we could not see?
Was that smirk upon your face, your face !

HiYo HiYo Bronco

The crowd was there to cheer you
They were having so much fun
CHP was blocking as you made your famous run, run, run !

HiYo HiYo Bronco HiYo HiYo Bronco
GiddyUp... Run Run!

Crusin crusin crusin keep that bronco movin
Crusin crusin crusin, Big Al, Big Al, your pal
The only man alive prime time on the 405
Left on Sunset Blvd and right into your drive, singin

HiYo HiYo Bronco HiYo HiYo Bronco
HiYo HiYo Bronco HiYo HiYo Bronco

Crusin crusin crusin
Look at the path your choosing
Your ego’s had a bruising
It looks like you are losing  

We duh jury We duh jury
We duh jury We duh jury

We just a bunch of people from the neighborhood
Some of us are bad and some of us are good
But we are selected you better understand
Once we got de power we got de upper hand

We duh jury We duh jury
We expert in stupidity
We duh jury We duh jury
Creating a catastrophe

They pick de ones they think are fair
They put us through voir dire
But all of us are lawyers now, so all of us are liars
We say we won’t be prejudiced we swear we won’t be biased
So go ahead, I dare you, go ahead and try us

We duh jury We duh jury
Feeling good feeling de power
We duh jury We duh jury
We think we should be paid by the hour

They say that it’s de system
They say that it’s de best
We know how much de need us
So no one’s going to mess with

We du jury We duh jury
We experts in stupidity
We duh jury We duh jury
Creating a catastrophe

Even if we saw a beating captured on de tape
And even when we see a crook who’s trying to escape
But if we like de lawyer and we like de way he dress
To hell with all de other facts, he better than de rest
Listen up your honor before you take de bench
Some of us don’t give a damn about de evidence
So go ahead sequester us in a nice hotel
But when we reach a verdict, that’s when we get even pal

We duh jury We duh jury
Feeling good feeling de power
We duh jury We duh jury
We think we should be paid by the hour
None of us are working for free
Five bucks a day for you and for me !

De put Mc Furhman on de stand
De knew he was a racist man
De defense caught him in a lie, oh my
De DA waived her case bye bye

Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard
Everybody uses de "N" word (nerd)

De jury took a dislike to you
But you still had de DA’s love
Next time your hand gets cold in Idaho
She’ll try to send de other glove

Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard
Everybody uses de "N" word (nerd)

Hey Micky Furhman you shouldn’t have said no
If you used it you should have just said so
You could have told it exactly like it was
You did not need to lie just cause everybody else does

Now dat it’s over we all know
You really made a big mistake
Next time you use de "N" word, Bro
Make sure nobody has a tape

Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard, Ain’t you heard
Everybody uses de "N" word (nerd)
We all heard, We all heard, We all heard, We all heard
We all heard you using de "N" word

Was it hard to work in de rich man’s place
When you don’t speak no English
Are you still up late at night
Is every car you see still white

Hey Rosa where is all dat denero
Did you take it down to El Salvador
Hey Rosa did you spend de dough
De cash you got for saying you saw "blanco, blanco"
Hola Rosa

How much did it take to make you talk
Do you still like to take those midnight walks
You’re home now how’s your neighborhood
Do you miss your homies back in old Brentwood

Hey Rosa where is all dat denero
Did you take it down to El Salvador
Hey Rosa did you spend de dough
De cash you got for saying you saw "blanco, blanco"
Hola Rosa

De lawyers were so good to you
So you said what de wanted you to
De put words into your mouth
You jumped on de plane and you headed south

Hey Rosa where is all dat denero
Did you take it down to El Salvador
Hey Rosa did you spend de dough
Did de pay you off in dollars or was it pesos
Hey Rosa
Hey Rosa where is all dat denero
Hey Rosa where is all dat denero
Hey Rosa